We <3 to Partay!
Sooooo, Friday was my Sisters 29th Birthday
The night was insane
8pm- Everyone congregated at Our Emma and Omers House. There was Myself, Emma, Omer, Titch, Udo, Tommy, Sandie [Our adopted Nan], Jay, Emma W, Pablo and Leah
We started the night as it should be started, lot's of drinks, shots, drugs and loud music
10.15pm- The big ass Pink Limousine arrived
I nearly piddled myself because alas, I'm pathetic and have an incredibly small mind
We all bailed in, complete with our specially burned Limo CD, big bags of coke and went straight for the complimentary Champagne. Pablo entertained by managing forward rolls down the Limo and whilst doing this managed to knock bubbly all over Udos coke so he had to swallow the bag, hahaha
10.35-ishpm?- We got to Liverpool
Pabs decided I looked like Lily Allen [?WTF?] and decided to refer to me as that down streets, whilst screaming. Which was... embarrassing? Entertaining? Amusing?
I'm condensing this because, am I shite going into detail:
Baa Bar- Shots for piss cheap, dancing, more shots, outside smoking
Llyods Bar- Lot's of ale, trouble, dancing, free entry on account of knowing the Doorman [Oooooh yes!]
Mood- 1pm til 3am. 3 Floors, different music on each floor. Hours of constant jiving. Too many drinks. Loads of Coke. DJ Shoutouts.
Lot's of Drama ensued throughout our club/pub adventures but I tried to stay out of it and generally enjoy myself
3.20am- Limo picked us back up
We hung out of the window extremely inebriated, people jogged along us for unknown reasons. It amused me excessively, also for reasons unknown although probably due to drunkenness
3.45am- Back to the house
More drink and drugs
People disbanded slowly
Emma and Omer went to bed. Only me, Emma W, Titch and Udo remained
6.30am- Finally went to bed, smoked spliff and crashed
Me and my big Sis <33
It's gonna be a gooooooooooooooood night!
This is Titchy. He is my Paulie Monsters best friend in the whole wide world. And incredibly amusing. He's almost as mentally defficient as my Twatbag but not quite
Emma and Sandie. She is our adopted Nana and is absolutely crazy. 60 years of age and still get's her boobs out when pissed
Emma W and Pablo. That's my Blokes little sister and her fiance. They are two of the most brilliant people ever. And Pablo is just... freaking insane
Titch, Sandie, Me and Udo
Sandie mouth raping Titch, hahah
Me and Udo
I know more awesomely awesome people than you do!
Nan and Jay
My sis and her luberly ghettorific husband, Omer <3
That's Tommy. He's... old? Hahah
"You Nigguhs ain't got nuthin on us, fo sho!"
Told you Pabs was insane!
Do ya like the badge I made for her? It says "Tit-tastic Birthday Girl" Haha
Me and Leah aka Leaky. She's the best girl in the world and has been my bestest friend for... god, over 10 years now!
*MC Hammer music* STOP! LIMO TIME!
Limo = Goooooooood
ROFL! He could have at least tried to look all interested and inlove for the photo!
Told ya she gets outta control when intoxicated
On the way home- It's been a loooong night baby!
ZOMG EM, HOW ARE OUR FEET STILL ATTACHED?!?
Ahhhhhh, home sweet home!
It was a brilliant night overall. I had a cracking time although I missed my Paulie Monster more than there are words to describe. But what else is there to do than make the best of a bad situation? And I definitely did that ^.^ Some girl collared me as we were leaving the last club. She started complimenting me "Oh I think you're fabulous. I've seen you during the night and wanted to tell you. You have your own style, no one else looks like you. You're awesome" It would have been sweet if she hadn't been so downright scary. I didn't know whether to poke her in the eye or not. Hahaha
So... How're y'all?